Hello!!!

Some of you might be familiar with my other blog. This is NOT that blog!

It is pretty common knowledge that I like to bitch. And bitch I do. As a matter of fact, it runs in the family. My mother would literally explode if she couldn't find something to bitch about. Her favorite topics? The internet and cell phones. According to her we are living in a world of zombies and the internet will be our downfall. I'm shopping homes as we speak. (I keed, I keed)

Okay, so let's dive right in shall we? My first topic of discussion? Stupid people. Now, I'm not talking about people that make stupid mistakes, or people that make stupid decisions because Steve Perry knows we've all been there. Steve Perry you say? Yes, while as I am a non-believer Mr. Perry is who I pray to. Have a problem with that? Tough crap. No, I'm talking about really STUPID people. Mainly, people in my college classes who can barely read.

Barely read? Yes, I cannot even make this shit up. I have many examples of this but today I'm going to focus on last night's class. We were in Haunted PA and we had to make our final presentations. This was to be accompanied by a seven page paper.

Ghetto girl number one gets up and not only can she not pronounce the place she is doing her presentation on...she is talking about Picksburg. Now, this is a HAUNTED PENNSYLVANIA class and I'm wondering how I've managed to make it to 34 years of age without knowing about Picksburg. Picksburg as it turns out is Pittsburgh. PITTS-burgh. Wow, I have no words.

Ghetto girl number two gets up and while her presentation was very entertaining, she puts a slide up on the screen that should say: "There is only one explanation". Is that what it says? NO

It says: "There is only WON explanation"

Are you serious??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! You cannot possibly have chosen this word on purpose. I just don't believe it.

And my final gripe about the completely uneducated really takes the cake. First, the assignment was a research project on a story in our book or something else we haven't done in class. She chooses the Jenny Wade house in Gettysburg.... Where we went on a field trip.... Where they gave us all of the information she presented in her slide show. This is neither a research project nor is it the right assignment. Okay...so after presenting all of the information that we already know, because we were ALREADY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She ends her presentation this way:


"After the war her remain were moved from her sister Georgia house to the Gettysburg National Cemetary where she honored with this red flag".

This red flag!!!!!!!!!!?????????? You couldn't possibly be talking about the flag in the picture. The United States of America Flag....right?! Because you could not possibly be that stupid.

Oh but of course you could.